singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

rumpelstiltskln:

Tiara and Austin learn how funny numbers can be

420core:

good

dutchster:

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

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childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

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YOU’RE NOT A CAT

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YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

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whackcalzone:

MY CAT DOESN’T FEEL WELL SO MY DAD IS SINGING TO HIM

"What about when you get old?"
Tattooed Seniors answer the question.

zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

darvll